The Stand up

Know what's even funnier than dating a 21 year old? Being stood up by one!

It's true, my friends. I got the stand up. Intentional? Not sure. But one thing i'm sure of, I was definitely alone last night.

Can't a girl catch a break? I mean, really.

** this just in:

Text message from Mr. No show. Hey, sorry about last night.. I witnessed that plane crash."

A quick check to his facebook profile, where this girl wrote, "just wanted to remind you how bad I beat you in Monopoly last night."

really? REALLY????????